The Ringmaster is currently living stressed-out and incognito in a humble shack by the side of a hill, accompanied by the Ringbearer.  Also, three two clowns varying in age (The Insane Clown Posse),  as well as two, lazy-assed cats who refuse to jump through burning rings of fire.  Or jump at all, really.

The Ringmaster spends a lot of time chasing them with a Hoover Beam Central Vac.  (The cats,  not the Clown Posse.)

If you need to pass along government or corporate secrets, or just want to pull The Ringmaster away from the vacuum for a minute or two, you can contact him at kingofthehillblog@gmail.com